Conclusions

As the Open Evening draws to a close, I must make some final assessments regarding the queer happenings of the night.

1. All food has been successfully demolished by Year Five students. The catering service is now out of business.
2. Expert powerpoint presentations have been delivered in ICT, with the motivational theme tune of Pirates of the Caribbean playing incessantly in the background.
3. Taylor the turncoat- fear of betrayal as Mr L Taylor recommends a local grammar school to an interested parent.
4. Mr Vause has thankfully found his way back to the sanctuary of the music room after his lengthy detour in the art corridor. Thank goodness for the QMGS guides.

Many thanks for keeping up with us on the QMGS blog, we look forward to seeing you in 2015!

BREAKING NEWS

• Mr Lawrence scares off Year Five pupils in the History department.
• Mouldy cheese in Modern Foreign Languages.
• Loud R'n'B and rap music emanates from the Music rooms.
• Geography remains untreated due to its distant location in C1. 
• Mr Lax perseveres with his creative writing task, promising house points that he will probably forget to deliver.

Random reflections at the midway point

We now bring to you our exclusive Random reflections at the midway point to revive flagging spirits...

• There is an entrepreneur quiz in Economics, and lots of graphs.
• Mr Vause ambles around aimlessly in the Art corridor.
• An unusually large group of parents flood into the History department, however this is probably due to it's location next to the toilets. Many admire Mr Rushworth's colourful History Society posters.

Bizarre weather patterns...

The MFL department is claiming that taking Spanish makes it just as sunny in Britain as it is in Spain. Dubious yes, but the only way to find out is to try this unusual metereological tactic...

Update!

...and now for an update on the attempts of the various departments to stimulate their audience:

• Strange, hard to name 3D shapes clutter the table of the Maths department. They are also fighting with a cat- or whatever "Beat Felix" is, haha.
• Mrs Wang perseveres in Mandarin Chinese, holding up the department on her own.
• A rat gets crucified in Biology.
• Lots of fire in Chemistry.
• Trumpeting continues in Music.
• Mr Rushworth discusses the merits of economic history with a parent.

Chop Shop!

The French department aren't the only ones with sharp objects - biology are demonstrating the practical skills of dissection in their labs. The official party line of the students involved is that 'dissections are much easier on the DS and most other consoles'. Not for long, pupils, not with biology on the case!

From QM to Europe

Mr Perrault insists you all take a trip to the Languages Department and check out French and Spanish food samples (and the frequent executions that are occurring at the hands of the guillotine). There are competitions and other opportunities for you to get involved so check it out :)

Quantum Mechanics and a Religious World View

(The title sounds very complicated, yet it is merely my poor attempt to report upon both Physics and Religious Studies at the same time).


In Physics, "interactive experiments" are taking place, along with "educational and fun activities". Exciting, I'm sure.


Meanwhile, in RS it's all about food! Chocolate and food from different cultures is available, all you need to do is answer a question correctly. So grab a friend who is apt at Religious Studies and head down there- we'll see you there!

QMGS Open Evening well underway...

There has been a great turn out so far and some rather unorthodox strategies adopted by the various departments in order to maintain their visitors' interest:

• Mr Rushworth delivering a scintillating (if slightly long) talk on the World Wars.
• Lots of noise stemming from the music rooms.
• A guillotine is in action in the Modern Foreign Languages rooms, courtesy of Mr Perrault.
• Meanwhile, the English department has managed to show a party to the toilet.

Blogging Madness!

We're not the only ones going blogging crazy here at QM English Towers (otherwise known as the illustrious Q1) - Food Tech can be found at chatattouille.blogspot.com - food facts and frivolity galore!


We're also hearing reports of food sampling - whilst unconfirmed, these may be too tempting to resist further investigation...

Open for business!

The QMGS English department officially opens for business. I, Elisha Rowell, and the rest of the reporting team will be your hosts: stick with us for two and a half hours of exciting coverage as we follow prospective year seven children and their parents around the school, meeting eccentric characters such as our very own Mr Fadden.