Break

I'm taking a break from my regular completely serious investigative journalism to bring you a segment that I'm deciding to call "what I've been given on slips of paper from my reporters, verbatim". The following is a list of bullet points that I've been given from the reporters, as written:

• The jelly baby sings in IT2
• The extra-curricular opportunities open up many opportunities
• Why is there no glasses in Mr Litchfield's glasses?
• Chemistry makes flames colourful.

That's your lot. From now on, I shall go back to my usual brand of complex, erudite journalistic prose.