BREAKING NEWS: "HISTORY GETS 9 VISITORS IN 2 MINUTES"
You heard it here first, folks. The history department has broken its previous record of "Number of people in the history room at one time" with an astounding 9 people. Never before in the history of history have so many people been interested in history at the same time. Mr Lawrence, head of history, has been quoted as remarking "I can't deal with all these people. I feel claustrophobic all of a sudden."
Disclaimer: The previous quote may have, and duly has, been falsified.
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