As if this evening wasn't exciting enough, and the bounds of journalism hadn't been pushed far enough to the extremes, we have this shocking piece of breaking news.
Faced with a lack of editable material, I attempted to fill the gaping journalistic hole on this blog with the one thing that I knew couldn't fail: I sent my investigators to Mr Matley to get one of his trademark sarcastic jokes. However, to my disdain, they return with nothing. The teacher of geography had nothing. Never in my life have I been faced with such disappointment. If there was one thing on which I could always rely, it was that Mr Matley would be the saving grace of our blog and grace us with his endless wit. But alas, I got nothing.
Feel sorry for me readers.
Sorry Liam, I was annoyed about what the Tech Crew had planned for me in Thursday's assembly.
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